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One ticket to your nearest not-so-near beach house

Match your skeleton jumpsuit

If it had a red tag on it

starting with "feeling horny" jokes right down to the star-spangled ankles

if we do say so ourselves

Sasquatch Shredder Hat highlight-attached-ear-tag One ticket to your nearestIts happened again. Theres been another sighting. It was Sasquatch, but this time he passed by so quickly we were even more uncertain it was the elusive Bigfoot himself. Theres only one explanation here: he was on wheels! Call it a tall tale, but we see no other option than roller skates, and we just see him more as a skateboard kinda guy. Tell the totally true, scientifically backed tale in the Sasquatch Shredder hat.